Bizarre stories of the strange

Location. Reno, Nevada
Date: 2001 Time: night
For several months the witness reported seeing black helicopters, egg
shaped objects, triangles, cigar shaped craft, chevron shaped,
teardrop, etc. They flew over the area like a swarm of bees, mostly in
the middle of the night. One night an entity appeared in their home, it
stood next to the refrigerator, looked at the witness' son and then opened the fridge, rummaging through the food inside. After devouring a tupperware container full of old turkey, expired sandwich meat, a whole jar of pickles and a package of moldy taco cheese, it turned to the observer and said, "Thanks, dudes. I was totally starved from traveling the galaxy and taking all those drugs." He paused. "Or was it the other way around? Where am I?" Seeing the alien stumble, the witness then offered it a bed so it could sleep off the effects of whatever drugs it had been taking. The following morning, they took the alien to waffle house, but before they could ask it for some form of payment for the morning repast, the alien said it was "going to the bathroom" and disappeared out of sight, leaving them stuck with the bill.