"If you could create a hybrid of any two fruits in the world, what would they be and why? Describe this new fruit (its name, taste, color, etc.)."
Grape and apple. I want to know what a real Grapple tastes like. The one I got in the store tasted like a nasty apple with a light dusting of grape flavoring sprayed on it. My Grapple would taste like real grape and real apple, like the Washington apple and not those bland flavorless ones. And the outside would look like the surface of a bunch of grapes applied to an apple.
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Short story
"Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? `For sale: baby shoes, never worn.' He is believed to have called it his greatest literary work ever. Can you write a story in six words?"
Customer states club representative stole money.
Customer states club representative stole money.
Friday, September 12, 2008
Survey
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.A billabong.2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called.A buggy.3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
A safe.
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
A toaster.
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
Chaise Lounge.
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
Shingles.
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
The yard.
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
Soda.
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
Creeps.
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
The Bell Street Bomb
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Thongs.
12. Shoes worn for sports.
Sandals.
13. Putting a room in order.
Subjugation.
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
Glitterbug.
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
Roly Poly
16.The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
Lateral raise.
17. How do you eat your pizza?
In Depends. Intravenously.
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
A protest.
19. What's the evening meal?
Breakfast or Fourthmeal.
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
The Beast.
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
The Toilet.
A safe.
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
A toaster.
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
Chaise Lounge.
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
Shingles.
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
The yard.
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
Soda.
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
Creeps.
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
The Bell Street Bomb
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Thongs.
12. Shoes worn for sports.
Sandals.
13. Putting a room in order.
Subjugation.
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
Glitterbug.
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
Roly Poly
16.The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
Lateral raise.
17. How do you eat your pizza?
In Depends. Intravenously.
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
A protest.
19. What's the evening meal?
Breakfast or Fourthmeal.
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
The Beast.
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
The Toilet.
Fun times
Last week, I said I'd `hit the theaters' like people suggested. Everything worked out. I reduced the building to a smouldering crater, but I'm not sure what the big fuss is about it.
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