Assignment 173: Pour yourself a bowl of salty pretzel Chex Mix cereal, complete with milk. If you like that one, try the same thing with a can of crushed Pringles.
Assignment 174: Type up an entire novel with the keyboard upside down so that you end up with three hundred pages of pure gibberish. Here is a sentence to get you started: "om s hplrin yhjr htpimf yjrtr ;obrf s honnoy."
Assignment 175: Get Robert Englund to re-enact all the Freddy movies without the makeup, without the claw, and dressed in a two piece suit. Bonus if you tell him not to cuss. "Take it to prime time, Beth!"
Assignment 176: Travel to London and ask the actor playing Doctor Who about Prescription Plavix. Ask the Doctor if Plavix is right for you.
Assignment 177: Go surfing or snowboarding on an ironing board. Not with an ironing board, but on it, so it's more painful.
Assignment 178: Train your body to wet the bed at night. Bonus if you do it at a friend's house.
Assignment 179: Keep a scrapbook of painful, depressing memories.
Assignment 180: Take photographs of family members crying and put them in an album.
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