Jireh

 Gyro... you are enough,

Gyro you are enough,

With some feta cheese, the flatbread's sure to please...

Gyro you are enough...

Gyruss you are enough...

Gyruss you are enough,

Spinning round and round, I shoot the spaceships down,

Gyruss you are enough...

Gyro you are enough,

Gyro you are enough,

You keep my airplane sound, so I don't hit the ground,

Gyro you are enough... 

Gyroid, you are enough 

Gyroid you are enough,

Resetti's mad at me, because I'm not saving,

Gyroid you are enough...

Guinan you are enough,

Guinan you are enough,

On Star Trek TNG, you are always there mentoring,

Guinan you are enough 

Satanism

 Of all the religions you could belong to, Satanism is the most illogical. Even Wiccans will agree. 

You're basically taking a religion and doing the opposite of everything in it, instead of getting your own religion. If you really wanted to piss God off, you wouldn't belong to a religion that says that God exists, and what's that line about "the greatest trick Satan ever pulled was convincing people that he doesn't exist"? 

If you really did everything in the satanic religion right, you'd be in jail, because a lot of federal laws are also biblical. Like "do not murder."

A lot of people belonging to Satanism are either rebellious teens, or mild mannered guys like Atticus Murphy Junior on Todd and the Book of Pure Evil.

I've spoken to a wiccan, and he said satanism isn't a serious religion. Since satanism is basically the Bible on opposite day, I tend to agree.

How I got in Facebook jail

 I think I know how I got in Facebook jail. There was a post about Christopher Walken and they showed a picture of him as a kid. I paraphrased a quote from Joe Dirt and said "mom" instead of "my man" and somebody thought that I was going to "Stab them to n the face with a soldering iron." Since the person was an idiot that didn't know how to report a comment instead of a post, they followed me to my personal group and reported a post I made about MASH and said I was threatening violence. 

Of course Facebook would never explain what really happened or why I got in the penalty box for 30 days, so I can only assume this is what happened.

It gave me an option to protest my being put in Facebook jail, but it actually seemed like the moment I complained, they sent me the list of stuff I couldn't do for thirty days. It's like having the police tell you they were perfectly justified in giving you a life sentence for spitting on a sidewalk, and the judge agreeing to the terms.

No legal process, no jury, just crap and alligators all the way down.

The guy that reported me...I think he "wants to see homos naked."