Assignment 403: Experiment with foods outside your comfort range, such as soap, soil in planters, washing machine pods or sponges.
Assignment 400: Redraw the states of America based on political affiliation and stereotypes. Rename each state after words in Lord of the Rings, and teach to students in grade school in place of their regular geography lessons.
Assignment 398: You know that episode of MASH where Klinger eats a jeep? That's actually a good idea.
Assignment 395: Everyday, normal people feed with a PEG tube. They don't have to be sick or anything. They're fun and enjoyable to use.
Assignment 382: Start a special club for young people who take laxatives every day, or every hour if you're feeling especially adventurous.
Assignment 383: Dress up like the grim reaper and watch a random person hour after hour, day after day, until, years later, they die.