Assignment 39: Give your dog a really human sounding name. Get a real last name and first name from the telephone book, so that you can confuse everyone, including your veterinarian.
Assignment 40: Don't actually pay for classes, but get a schedule for college class field trips and hang out with them in order to mooch their snacks and annoy everybody.
Assignment 41: When a customer complains to you that people keep hanging up on them, don't say sorry, just hang up immediately.
Assignment 42: Tell the customer to go into a poor reception area of their house so the call can disconnect.
Assignment 43: Get a call center job, then start writing small science fiction stories in the memo sections on customer accounts. For bonus points, inform management about the newest installments.
Assignment 44: Go around visiting all the real estate and insurance open houses to get free cookies and sodas.
Assignment 45: Deliberately stage a detour in the middle of a street. Stage an accident, pretend like you're moving something, or come up with another dramatic street blocking event. Time it perfectly to match the passage of an oncoming car.
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