Men's Rm.413 Janitor Supply Key/SCP Foundation Master Key

**Seeking Greenlights** Yes
**Page Type** SCP Article
**Elevator Pitch**
Several doors in the Foundation cannot be unlocked.  Everyone searches for the Master Key to open them, but always end up grabbing the key to the 3 North Restroom 413 Broom Closet by mistake.  It's said to "Jump into their hand."
**Central Narrative**
*Agents have been terminated for misplacing keys to special equipment lockers, vaults and storage rooms.  When given the `Replacement Key', these agents often receive the Foundation Master Key, but it invariably ends up being replaced with the Broom Closet Key.
*Bad things keep happening due to unopenable doors.  People die, prisoners starve, nonlethal and lethal weaponry cannot be accessed.  Agents have to work around the problem.
*Maintenance workers cannot unlock the broom closet due to the irregular shape of the found Master Key.  Complicated rituals allow them to use the key elsewhere, with disastrous results.
*An agent obsessively records the search for the missing key and ends up demoted then fired in the process.
**Hook/Attention Grabber**
An easily contained harmless object keeps getting swapped with an object that can't be contained.  Instead of granting superpowers, it's a major handicap.