Jireh

 Gyro... you are enough,

Gyro you are enough,

With some feta cheese, the flatbread's sure to please...

Gyro you are enough...

Gyruss you are enough...

Gyruss you are enough,

Spinning round and round, I shoot the spaceships down,

Gyruss you are enough...

Gyro you are enough,

Gyro you are enough,

You keep my airplane sound, so I don't hit the ground,

Gyro you are enough... 

Gyroid, you are enough 

Gyroid you are enough,

Resetti's mad at me, because I'm not saving,

Gyroid you are enough...

Guinan you are enough,

Guinan you are enough,

On Star Trek TNG, you are always there mentoring,

Guinan you are enough 

Satanism

 Of all the religions you could belong to, Satanism is the most illogical. Even Wiccans will agree. 

You're basically taking a religion and doing the opposite of everything in it, instead of getting your own religion. If you really wanted to piss God off, you wouldn't belong to a religion that says that God exists, and what's that line about "the greatest trick Satan ever pulled was convincing people that he doesn't exist"? 

If you really did everything in the satanic religion right, you'd be in jail, because a lot of federal laws are also biblical. Like "do not murder."

A lot of people belonging to Satanism are either rebellious teens, or mild mannered guys like Atticus Murphy Junior on Todd and the Book of Pure Evil.

I've spoken to a wiccan, and he said satanism isn't a serious religion. Since satanism is basically the Bible on opposite day, I tend to agree.

How I got in Facebook jail

 I think I know how I got in Facebook jail. There was a post about Christopher Walken and they showed a picture of him as a kid. I paraphrased a quote from Joe Dirt and said "mom" instead of "my man" and somebody thought that I was going to "Stab them to n the face with a soldering iron." Since the person was an idiot that didn't know how to report a comment instead of a post, they followed me to my personal group and reported a post I made about MASH and said I was threatening violence. 

Of course Facebook would never explain what really happened or why I got in the penalty box for 30 days, so I can only assume this is what happened.

It gave me an option to protest my being put in Facebook jail, but it actually seemed like the moment I complained, they sent me the list of stuff I couldn't do for thirty days. It's like having the police tell you they were perfectly justified in giving you a life sentence for spitting on a sidewalk, and the judge agreeing to the terms.

No legal process, no jury, just crap and alligators all the way down.

The guy that reported me...I think he "wants to see homos naked."

"Pakistani"

 One time I made a post on live journal complaining about a Persian sounding customer. Maybe he was from Kazakhstan, not sure he kinda sounded like Borat, but I made the mistake of describing him as Pakistani. Practically everyone on live journal chewed me out, and they made a new community policy/rule just for me. 

All because I failed my geography.

"A lot of time online "

 I notice that a lot of guys that dye their hair and start dressing like a girl, or wearing makeup under an animal sports mascot suit generally explain their behavior by saying, "After spending a lot of time on the internet..."

More people need to go outside.

Giving up

 I wonder what percentage of gay people are gay simply because they have difficulty finding someone of the opposite sex that likes them, and have just given up.  People with poor self image who think that they will never find someone of the opposite sex to love them. 

I'm sure someone will argue against that being the case with all gay people, but what about a percentage of them? Certainly it has to be the kind of reasoning that leads some to be gay. They just don't believe they're attractive enough.

I've met a few overweight gay guys. I wouldn't be surprised if they're like that because they tried to pick up women once, and they had a really difficult time with it and gave up.

Badly titled Sweet Pickles books

 If you look in the back of any sweet Pickles book, you'll see a picture of Doubtful Dog with his arms crossed, saying "I doubt it," like some kind of mean skeptic. But if you read No Kicks For Dog (terrible title, by the way, it implies cruelty), it's about self doubt.

Also, "Hippo Jogs For Health" is the worst children's book title you can come up with, for a book that is actually not that boring. A better title would be Hippo's Health Craze. It's about not over exerting yourself. It's actually kind of funny.

Note: The page from Jackal Wants Everything about soybeans and friendship doesn't make sense until you read the Hippo book.  Hippo has a whole library of health tracts he gives everyone.