Assignment 524: Pick up random objects you find along the ground, pennies, rubber bands, food and little car parts, and put them in your mouth. Also try out those soda and beer bottles full of yellow liquid you see lying about.
Assignment 525: When you clock in at work, dose yourself with laxatives, and keep popping them throughout your shift.
Assignment 526: Go into acting for the sole purpose of ruining the most important scenes by breaking into the DuckTales theme song at the worst possible moment. If you work for Disney, just make it a habit of abruptly walking off stage and giving people the finger.
Assignment 527: Open a restaurant that's only open at random times in the middle of the night. Keep the "closed" sign hanging up all the time, and turn it around on the sly.
Assignment 558: Open a grocery store or UPS store so you can close the door and say you're closed for the day whenever you see somebody you don't like.
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