Monday, July 28, 2008

Snuggle and the Mystery of the Grandview Triangle

In this action packed, non stop thrill ride of a video game, Snuggle the fabric softener bear is abducted by aliens and threatened with painful probing until he agrees to go on a quest to save the planet by refusing applications and taking licenses away from every applicant in every Department of Motor Vehicles across the globe. Along the way, Snuggle will meet Thomas Jefferson, who lectures him on the value of the constitution, and Benjamin Franklin, who walks around naked due to reasons that cannot be logically explained. Explore undersea locations and solve frustrating mechanical puzzles that would have been easier if the controls actually worked the way they were supposed to. Can Snuggle untangle the traffic problems of the Grandview Triangle in time to stop people from being total jerks? Probably not!

Funny quote

"I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy."
-John Steinbeck