Thursday, March 10, 2011

Joe and Sharon Keefe-- Giant spiders

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFw7-khE-go Down in Venezuela, there's a spider that crawls, Crawls through the jungle where the forest rain falls, And it's the biggest spider in all the world. It's black, it's hairy, it's as big as your foot, With 10 inch fangs, It could bite you if it could, And believe it or not, it's the favorite food of the natives... They catch it and they cook it and they eat it with delight, They snack on the legs and the thorax at night, And after savoring every bite... They use a fang for a toothpick. National Geographic sent some writers to the scene, To get a taste of this strange cuisine, They said it was deliciously in between... Shrimp and lobster. Now I bet you anything some business man Will come up with a brilliant plan To open up across the land Giant Black Spider restaurants. ...Where waiters will be wearing spider hats, Spiders will be slaughtered and cooked in deep fat And served with deep fried jungle flies that... Taste like chicken. And they'll go and tear the rainforest down, To catch every spider that can be found, And turn them into ground brown spider burgers. And they'll put out ads where nothing's said, Just Michael Jordan popping his head through a great big spider web... Eating a tarantula sandwich. And they'll fry them and you'll buy them and you'll eat them with a grin, Spider juice will dribble down your chin, And when you're finished you'll go back again... For more greasy fried giant spiders. Down in Venezuela where the jungle winds blow, A sleepy giant spider in his spider bungalow, doesn't care `cuz he doesn't know... He'll soon be someone's dinner.

Friday, December 24, 2010

High School Terra Story for the Sega Saturn: A Review

The packaging of this game says "You Will Find True Love," but it seems the only true love you will find in this piece of rhubbish is the eject button. First of all, this game is completely in Japanese, which already takes away some of the fun factor. I played it at my friend's house, and somehow I got addicted to trying to figure out how the game operates, how to get further and accomplish goals. I had no idea it was "hentai" until I tried to search for it on the web some time later. Then my friend gave the game to me, along with a Sears television that has no headphone jack and no way of connecting with my computer for good screen grabs, even if I knew how to do that. I copied some of my screen grabs from the web. Even though I don't know what the hell they're saying, I've figured out enough to be nauseated. They say games like this are good if you want a game where you can play and smoke at the same time, but you'll end up going through five cartons before you actually get anywhere in this one, and frankly, it's just not that entertaining.