I've got this song stuck in my head, but I don't know who sang it. It was some kind of musician who did commissions. It goes like t...

 Gyro... you are enough, Gyro you are enough, With some feta cheese, the flatbread's sure to please... Gyro you are enough... Gyruss you...

 Of all the religions you could belong to, Satanism is the most illogical. Even Wiccans will agree.  You're basically taking a religion ...

 I think I know how I got in Facebook jail. There was a post about Christopher Walken and they showed a picture of him as a kid. I paraphras...

 One time I made a post on live journal complaining about a Persian sounding customer. Maybe he was from Kazakhstan, not sure he kinda sound...

 I notice that a lot of guys that dye their hair and start dressing like a girl, or wearing makeup under an animal sports mascot suit genera...

 I wonder what percentage of gay people are gay simply because they have difficulty finding someone of the opposite sex that likes them, and...