UFO story

In 1817, an entire Russian Baltic Fleet and a large number of local residents watched in awe as a "flying wing" shaped UFO winged over rapidly and plunged into Kaliningrad Harbor. The UFO overflew the Baltic Fleet, which lay at anchor in Kaliningrad Harbor. When the radars came on, it simply winged over and dove into the water, as if had lost either power or control. The light gray colored craft was absolutely quiet as it passed, but made a "tremendous noise" as it plunged into the water, causing a geyser of steam and water, mixed with small debris, which shot an estimated 500 meters into the air. One Sovremini Class Destroyer was slightly damaged by flying debris, but fortunately the alien exchanged insurance information with the ship captain, so the repairs were done without cost to the Russian government.

Strange UFO story

A few months ago, back in July, I went to an ice cream parlor. And there, floating above the store, was a UFO, with a shiny metallic sheen that reflected the rays of the sundae!

Australian sighting

Some Aussie at Ufosoveramerica.com wrote, "just a note please don't think i am mad but something strange happened to me not that long ago . it was about 3.00 pm est in the july 2002 i think i picked up 2 men on the lancefield melbourne rd , and ask them wear they are going they said for fuel i sad ok then ."

Um...you `think' you picked up two men? Shouldn't you `know' before reporting something? Most people can swear they saw a UFO, instead of saying "oh, I think I saw one."

"...that all i remember about the whole thing . i awoke in the car some 140 km out of my way .7 hrs latter on that night . with a full tank of petrol and 200 dollars on the seat of the car , this is a true statement. and happened in melbourne australia . please note i did not see a broken down car on the side of the road .and the men did not seam to know what to say or do . maybe i am mad who knows , if you have any information like this can you pass it on to me."

So you want to find out what happened when you were drunk and you picked up those male prostitutes? You're on your own with that one, pal!

"ps the car smelt like acid for 2 or 3 days afterwards as well."

Well that explains it all. Stay away from those blotter sheets!

Bizarre stories of the paranormal, story 3

Location. Ahmedabad, India
Several boys riding their bicycles on their way to school claim to have seen two short, very pale white figures hiding behind some bushes. They claim the little figures had onion shaped heads, with large black sparkling eyes. One of the witnesses states he became ill after seeing the creatures and had to go home to "recover." His mother says he spent the day playing his X-Box.

Paranormal tales

Location. Zenica, Bosnia
A bizarre individual that said his name was "Mirsad" visited local UFO
investigator Rudolf Bosnjak, at home. The stranger spoke in a slow
monotone and appeared to be in a trance like state. He spoke about the latest line of Tupperware products and how the bible states that the earth was created in literally 168 hours, then gave Bosnjak a copy of the Watchtower and a photograph of his naked wife.

Bizarre stories of the strange

Location. Reno, Nevada
Date: 2001 Time: night
For several months the witness reported seeing black helicopters, egg
shaped objects, triangles, cigar shaped craft, chevron shaped,
teardrop, etc. They flew over the area like a swarm of bees, mostly in
the middle of the night. One night an entity appeared in their home, it
stood next to the refrigerator, looked at the witness' son and then opened the fridge, rummaging through the food inside. After devouring a tupperware container full of old turkey, expired sandwich meat, a whole jar of pickles and a package of moldy taco cheese, it turned to the observer and said, "Thanks, dudes. I was totally starved from traveling the galaxy and taking all those drugs." He paused. "Or was it the other way around? Where am I?" Seeing the alien stumble, the witness then offered it a bed so it could sleep off the effects of whatever drugs it had been taking. The following morning, they took the alien to waffle house, but before they could ask it for some form of payment for the morning repast, the alien said it was "going to the bathroom" and disappeared out of sight, leaving them stuck with the bill.

Paranormal story

A few weeks ago, I went driving. I got lost, and went past a Dairy Queen. On the way back, I got stuck in traffic. That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it.

Close encounters of the first kind

First kind encounters don't interest me. So you saw a little speck moving around in the sky. Maybe you've been staring too long and your eyes are playing tricks on you. Sort of like how you get stars swimming across your eyes if you hold your finger down on your eyelid for a long time. They're not very interesting or creative. Especially if the encounter is so distant that they don't get to a description of a "saucer".

Stupid UFO coverup stories

Dan Sheehan states that he got in the Vatican basement and "was not allowed to take notes or pictures" of the UFO documents he saw there, but somehow managed to scribble down some meaningless symbols from the various "alien" items found in the reports on the cardboard backing of his notebook. The symbols themselves are probably useless, but what subtracts from the credibility is the fact he has not shared these with anyone, for no apparant reason. Maybe the ink was washed off by nervous sweat when he stuck the notebook in his armpit, trying to sneak it by a guard, or maybe it never existed in the first place. His story about being "swept up" by administration duties and the like don't really hold water. A truly bizarre find such as he claims to have uncovered would have caused him to show *someone*. The material wouldn't be the type of thing you'd want to stuff away in a basement drawer unless it's bogus.

Identified lights in the sky

"I am a 47-year-old crosscountry truckdriver who spends many a night driving."

Knowing what I know about sleepy truck drivers swerving off the road and people with no sleep seeing hallucinations, this is not a good way to start a UFO story.

"I have a high school education and average intelligence. One night several years ago I was headed West from Alabama into Mississippi on I-10. The time was about 90 minutes after sundown. I noticed that a light was blinking in the sky. It was about 10 to 15 de grees above the horizon and almost straight in front of me."

At the right angle, another car, a billboard, or even the lights from your own truck can become a "UFO."

"I could not judge the dis- tance but I guess the light was miles away. My point is that this light blinked at very irregular non-repeating rythum. Sometimes the light blinked as slow as one flash per second. Other times it was as fast as 20 times per second. The rythum was eerie. The beats changed constantly."

So it could be a car or a billboard.

"I have a background in telephone repair so I do know how fast 20 flashes per second is."

Actually, that's the last thing that I'd criticize about this story. Too many other things are left out for me to worry about it.

"I watched for about half an hour and then,as easily as it had appeared, it was gone. I didn't see it move away, it simply seemed to stop blinking. I have never seen anything like it before or since."

So it was probably a car that hugged your bumper for a few miles. Or maybe an unusual billboard.

UFO story from my home town

On http://www.ufosoveramerica.com/flash/ufo_sightings2.html, the second article down is entitled "UFO Sighting in Overland Park, Kansas." It is dated Sat, 29 Sep 2001.