Facebook secret police

 I don't think Facebook mods have time to review every item every person has posted this year, especially on small unpopular pages like mine.

I'm fairly sure that it works exactly like Russian intelligence in the days of the USSR where fellow citizens rat other people out.

So when I commented on Christopher Walken's birthday, someone got upset and cyberstalked me to my personal page and reported a random unrelated post to the mods because they were somehow unable to on the original page.

The same thing must have happened when I commented on a post from a star trek group. They were talking about how they sent a ship full of social media influencers and artists into space, I said something they didn't like in response, so they cyberstalked me to my assignments for crazy people site, because they apparently can't do it directly on the post. And they don't understand how everything on the crazy people page was for humorous effect only and not something I want anyone to do.

Either that or a person who left my friend list really hates me, and was stalking the page for weeks trying to get revenge, and just now found something. 

I feel sorry for you girl. You need something better to do with your life than stalking me.

Also, I can live without dumb star trek memes anyway.

Another theory: I saw a video someone posted of a guy punching a woman. I commented that I was surprised I didn't have to click a box for sensitive content to view it. I think the person that posted it cyberstalked me in order to get revenge, because Facebook probably banned him. "You ban my video, I put you in Facebook jail too," says the woman beater.

Or, it could have been because my last name is Wagner and I posted a joke on my wall about not being associated with the Wagner Group and people thought I was actually tied to them and worked to get me banned because they're idiots and they don't know how poor and unconnected I am.

Last time I got in Facebook jail it was because of a post about mash being a war protest film. Facebook was unapologetic, I think because they thought I was not on the side of Ukraine. It doesn't make sense, but if we're going by idiotic algorithms, they probably picked up on words like war and protest and ignored important words like Vietnam and Korea, which took everything out of context.

...Unless Facebook does not allow you to say that the mash film and book were not funny. In that case, well, they should also ban users who badmouth the marvel movies because it's just as opinionated and arbitrary.

Can people see when you heart or haha a news article? There's a few times where I'd be the only one posting that reaction to a political article. Perhaps someone cyberstalked me for that.