Assignment 384: Brush your teeth with Comet liquid cleanser.
Assignment 385: Closets, trash cans, chairs, rugs and flower pots are great go-to places for urination.
Assignment 386: Try to pick flowers off of wallpaper.
Assignment 377: Talk to all the pictures on your walls, and the walls of other people's houses.
Assignment 378: Work hard to make that person in the mirror into an unfamiliar stranger.
Assignment 379: Remember, mirrors aren't really mirrors. They're actually windows for you to see Freddy Krueger disguised as you.
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