Assignment 593: Open every manhole cover in the city, searching for trapped children and ninja turtles. Set up cones in those problem high traffic areas, wearing an orange safety vest. You know, for the children's safety.
Assignment 585: You know when you hear something near the jukebox in the bar making that steady tapping sound? That's a child trapped in the basement, sending you messages in Morse code. Decipher it, and check all around those employees only areas. Make sure the owners know your intention is to free the children from their evil clutches.
Assignment 586: Never eat mashed potatoes. They give you elephantitus.
Assignment 587: Never believe online song lyric sheets. Go online and forcefully argue for the lyrics you know to be correct, even with the musicians themselves.
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