Assignment 589: Become a door to door salesman. In the hardware store. Where they sell all the doors. Don't worry if people aren't standing behind the doors, or that you can walk around and check. Just keep knocking all day and all night , on each door. If they call security, you can buy some doors and take them home to keep going.
Assignment 590: To change a color picture to black and white in Adobe Photoshop, open the file, go into the "image" menu, drop down to "adjust," select "levels" , click "cancel" in the levels window, go to "file", select "close", open the file again, and repeat the same process three thousand times.
Assignment 591: Everyone loves gambling. Find a malfunctioning toilet and have people place wagers about whether or not the toilet paper will flush.
Assignment 592: Write out an elaborate book of beautiful poetry, using sandpaper and an ink pen.
No comments:
Post a Comment