Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Gardenia #173
"Luxury Accomodations"
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Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Gardenia #172
The Furnation server is back up so I can start using that site now.
"Doctor Siles"
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Thursday, May 10, 2012
Gardenia #171
"The Doctor Knows Best"
Note: Pages 491-505 do not exist! Please skip to 505.
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Thursday, April 26, 2012
Gardenia #170
"Majorly Invasive Surgery"
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Monday, April 9, 2012
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Assignments for Crazy People Part 3
Assignment 173: Pour yourself a bowl of salty pretzel Chex Mix cereal, complete with milk. If you like that one, try the same thing with a can of crushed Pringles.
Assignment 174: Type up an entire novel with the keyboard upside down so that you end up with three hundred pages of pure gibberish. Here is a sentence to get you started: "om s hplrin yhjr htpimf yjrtr ;obrf s honnoy."
Assignment 175: Get Robert Englund to re-enact all the Freddy movies without the makeup, without the claw, and dressed in a two piece suit. Bonus if you tell him not to cuss. "Take it to prime time, Beth!"
Assignment 176: Travel to London and ask the actor playing Doctor Who about Prescription Plavix. Ask the Doctor if Plavix is right for you.
Assignment 177: Go surfing or snowboarding on an ironing board. Not with an ironing board, but on it, so it's more painful.
Assignment 178: Train your body to wet the bed at night. Bonus if you do it at a friend's house.
Assignment 179: Keep a scrapbook of painful, depressing memories.
Assignment 180: Take photographs of family members crying and put them in an album.
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Gardenia #168
"Z Rays"
Could it be that Frankenbob the monster is dying due to the fact that nobody is reading this comic? Possibly!
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Saturday, March 10, 2012
Assignments for Crazy People, Part 2
Assignment 39: Give your dog a really human sounding name. Get a real last name and first name from the telephone book, so that you can confuse everyone, including your veterinarian.
Assignment 40: Don't actually pay for classes, but get a schedule for college class field trips and hang out with them in order to mooch their snacks and annoy everybody.
Assignment 41: When a customer complains to you that people keep hanging up on them, don't say sorry, just hang up immediately.
Assignment 42: Tell the customer to go into a poor reception area of their house so the call can disconnect.
Assignment 43: Get a call center job, then start writing small science fiction stories in the memo sections on customer accounts. For bonus points, inform management about the newest installments.
Assignment 44: Go around visiting all the real estate and insurance open houses to get free cookies and sodas.
Assignment 45: Deliberately stage a detour in the middle of a street. Stage an accident, pretend like you're moving something, or come up with another dramatic street blocking event. Time it perfectly to match the passage of an oncoming car.
Friday, March 9, 2012
Gardenia #167
"Monster Hospital"
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Monday, February 27, 2012
Gardenia #166
"Monster Hospital"
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Friday, February 24, 2012
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Gardenia #164
"The Doggy's Tail"
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