Asking for the impossible

A report on Ufosoveramerica.com says:
"Me and my two friends have just came back from a long road trip. We believe we have truly made contact with ETS. Nobody believes us, please give us some information on what we saw, this huge saucer shaped ship hovered above us several times, and we seen it all the way home."

Yeah. Sure. I have no idea what the location is, who you are, or when it was. The five W's are missing. And I'm supposed to tell you information?

"The police did not do a thing. Plus it stopped in the middle of the road above us, and creatures ran across the road into a crop field."

Um...and the police being unhelpful is the alien's fault?

"We are really confused, because we don't believe in this stuff, and we don't know what to think, it was not a dream, plus 3 hours pasted like 3 minutes, were we abducted? we do not remember anything!"

I can fabricate something, if you want. But as for the truth, you're SOL.

"And there were mutilated cows in a pasture. Please help us to understand this bizarre phenomenon!"

Sorry, man. It looks like answer lies within...a spaceship.