High School Terra Story for the Sega Saturn: A Review

The packaging of this game says "You Will Find True Love," but it seems the only true love you will find in this piece of rhubbish is the eject button. First of all, this game is completely in Japanese, which already takes away some of the fun factor. I played it at my friend's house, and somehow I got addicted to trying to figure out how the game operates, how to get further and accomplish goals. I had no idea it was "hentai" until I tried to search for it on the web some time later. Then my friend gave the game to me, along with a Sears television that has no headphone jack and no way of connecting with my computer for good screen grabs, even if I knew how to do that. I copied some of my screen grabs from the web. Even though I don't know what the hell they're saying, I've figured out enough to be nauseated. They say games like this are good if you want a game where you can play and smoke at the same time, but you'll end up going through five cartons before you actually get anywhere in this one, and frankly, it's just not that entertaining.

Gardenia Comics [Part 134]

"I'll be home for Christmas...in October"

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Gardenia Comics [Part 133]

"Dry Bar"

The panda's shirt needs a design! What should be on the shirt? Suggestions wanted!

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Gardenia Comics [Part 132]

"Minibar"

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Gardenia Comics [Part 131]

"Inefficient Logistics"

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Ewpiglop Star Cruiser

Often confused with a galaxy by Earth cameras, this shuttle was moving very close to the Hubble Space Telescope. The Ewpiglop Star Cruiser features a specially designed pair of antimatter propulsion units positioned on large rotating arms (resembles "wings" of gas and dust around the celestial object).
No, actually, it's...
Little Nemo's Bed
On a direct path to the Hubble Space Telescope, Nemo's four poster bed blasts through space, leaving a wake of gaseous looking streamers.
Or...
WHERE GOD PLUGS IN HIS TOASTER.
Or..
I see a face in this galaxy. Maybe it's haunted? Or maybe Hubble is haunted? Or it could be...
SCENE FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE.

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"Scott's Assistant"

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