April Fools

People never played very good April Fool's jokes on me. I'm rather glad at that. Mostly they just say things that disappoint me. "The company called back. April Fool's!"

Being sick

My favorite thing about being sick is being allowed to do what I feel like and not being asked to work. It's not as fun as when I was in highschool, though.

Cleaning

I don't clean my room as much as I should. I also don't know that many good cleaning tips. Cleaning is always a royal pain.

Getting away with stuff

I can't get away with much. I'm always getting in trouble. The last thing I got away with was probably avoiding getting a ticket. I had my lights off and a cop pulled me over and had me switch them on. I got away without a ticket.

Economic Stimulus Package

I feel like Bush, in this Stimulus Package thing, is basically saying "I don't know how to use money, so here's six hundred dollars. Maybe you can think of something to do with it." Hmmm...how about putting it in savings? That's what I did!

Worry

People worry about such petty things. They get into a fuss about raises and 401K's and getting hubcaps on their car. You want worry? Try being unemployed for a solid year and wondering if they'll want to hire you after they ask you questions like "So, what have you been doing all these months?" Now that's worry!

Time Travel

If I could go back in time, I'd go back to the time of Jesus. I want to see the resurrection, and the other events. I want to have the level of faith of the apostles. It's impossible 2000 years after the fact. I'd build a time machine just for that. I don't care if I don't get blessed because I don't see and yet believe. I want to see it!
The second reason I'd want a time machine would be to go back and fix the mistakes I've made in my life. To go to the prom, to go to the meetings at my first and only Prepress job. To learn Indesign instead of Quark in my earliest Prepress training.